WHORECRUX HUFFLESLUTS

Morgue Owner - Mike

CELEBRITIES
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Shannen Doherty	Is Rob the only one that watched Charmed?	4/12/1971	51	49
	Robbie Coltrane	"I'm gonna die, Harry."	3/30/1950	72	28	10/14/2022
	Antonio Brown	Competing with Kanye for crazy	7/10/1988	34	66
	Michael Gambon	The shittier Dumbledore	10/19/1940	81	19
	Selma Blair	Don't mix a tongue piercing and a prince Albert	6/23/1972	50	50
	Tony Bennett	Nick thinks that he killed Amy Winehouse	8/3/1926	96	4
	David Letterman	Lost his job and razor at the same time	4/12/1947	75	25
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Christina Applegate	The real reason people watched Married with Children	11/25/1971	50	50
	Patrick Stewart	Didn't have an answer when Ian McKellen asked, "How do you know you're not gay if you never tried?"	7/13/1940	82	18
	Corey Feldman	The wrong Corey died.	7/16/1971	51	49
	Jack Osbourne	No one would give a crap about him if Ozzy wasn't his dad	11/8/1985	36	64
	Eric Clapton	Anti-vaxxer whose baby "fell" out of a window	3/30/1945	77	23
	Maggie Smith	Yet another scary person from Harry Potter	12/28/1934	87	13
	Terry Bradshaw	He looked like this in the 70s	9/2/1948	74	26
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Ringo Starr	Could he be the last Beatle standing?	7/7/1940	82	18
	Alec Baldwin	I shot the cinematographer, but I did not shoot the deputy	4/3/1958	64	36
	Chevy Chase	He's Chevy Chase and you're not.	10/8/1943	79	21
	Angelina Jolie	The hot girl from Tomb Raider wants to adopt your kids!	6/4/1975	47	53
	Joe Namath	Underwear ads and drunken halftime interviews	5/31/1943	79	21
	Donald Trump	Idiotic piece of shit.	6/14/1946	76	24